*SHE PAUSES A MOMENT, AS IF CHOOSING EXACTLY THE BEST WAY TO ADDRESS THIS TACTFULLY*

NINE...DEAR *SAID AS NICELY AS SHE CAN MANAGE, ALTHOUGH IT COMES OFF A LITLE OBVIOUSLY ANNOYED AND YOU KNOW, NICE NEVER REALLY DID SUIT HER* WE NEED TO HAVE WORDS.

I'M A BACHELOR AGAIN WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION SO I'M THROWING A PARTY. THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO AREN'T SULKING DO, RIGHT?


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DEAR DOCTOR-WHO-I-LIKE-SO-MUCH-IT-ACHES-A-LITTLE-INSIDE-WHEN-YOU-AREN'T-AROUND,

I WOULD LIKE MY THROW RUGS BACK. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS GESTURE AS A TERMINATION OF OUR INTERACTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT.

OKAY I REALLY JUST NEED NEW CARPETS. D: MICKEY VOMITED ALL OVER MY FLOOR.

NOT YOURS,
L. SAXON

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